嗨大家好，在今天的“Jessa的海洋日记”中
Hey, guys! So today on "Jessa's Ocean Diary,"
我们来到了峨兰哥海峡
we're here at the Olango Channel.
这期视频的标题我想起名 “与大海龟的绿海之旅”
And I'm naming today's vlog "The Green Sea Turtle Adventure"
因为我居然碰到了这个家伙
because I just ran into this guy right here.
只有1%的海龟可以活到成年
Only one percent of these guys ever make it to adulthood.
而这个家伙已经完全成年了
I mean, this guy is fully grown.
从体型来看，他可能有100岁了
Judging by his size, he could be 100 years old.
海龟先生，欢迎你加入我们的潜水之旅
Mr. Turtle, you're welcome to join us on our dive today
不过如果你想呆在沙滩上，晒晒太阳
but if you prefer to stay here on the beac，and hang out in the sun
我们大家也都理解的
I'm sure we'd all understand.
祝我好运吧
Wish me luck.
我是Alex Walkers，一名前缉毒探员
My name is Alex Walker. I'm ex-DEA.
我已经离开缉毒局，因为我遭到了朋友伙伴的背叛
I quit the agency because my friend and partner betrayed me.
在我执行第一个任务的时候
One of my first assignments took me
我来到了这一个这个小岛
to an isolated beach right here on this island.
所以我把我仅有的家当都卖掉，在这开一家礼品店
I sold what little I had and bought myself a gift shop.
这里生活恬静祥和，没有压力，没有狗血剧情
Just peace. No stress, no drama.
可是老天， 我大错特错了
Boy, was I wrong.
第三个数字是...
The third number is...
- 19 -19！对了！
- Nineteen. - Nineteen!
5个数中了三个了！！
That's... three out of five, man.
马上就够我洗一辈子热水澡了
That's like hot showers forever.
还是在游艇上！
On a yacht.
第四个数字是...
For the fourth number, we have...
21
Twenty-one.
第五个也是最后一个数字即将揭晓...
Fifth and last number is coming up.
来吧，5个，一共5个数，我们已经5个数中3个了
All right. Five, five. We already got three out of five.
来个5中4吧
Four out of five, man.
别让我再洗冰水浴，冻得跟企鹅一样了
No more ice showers like a frickin' penguin.
- 11，11，11 - 最后一个数字是...
- Eleven, eleven, eleven. - The last number is...
1-1 ， 十一，十一
One-one. Eleven, eleven.
11，11，11
Eleven, eleven, eleven.
2
Two.
如果你中奖了
If you've won something
只要在彩票上签名，并交还给我们
simply sign your ticket, then turn it in.
他们肯定是故意不让我中奖的！
I swear they do that on purpose.
来自华盛顿的新闻，已经连续第五周
And from Washington, for the fifth week in a row
议会仍然没能阻止政府停摆
Congress has failed to end the government shutdown.
养老金和残疾补助继续延迟发放
Pension and disability payments continue to be delayed.
妈的！
Damn it!
吸气
I'm breathing in.
我与我的呼吸合而为一
I am one with my breath.
呼气
I'm breathing out.
我与我的呼吸合而为一
I am one with my breath.
吸气
Breathing in.
我与我的呼吸合而为一
I am one with my breath.
呼气
Breathing out.
我与我的呼吸合而为一
I am one with my breath.
吸气
Breathing in.
我充满感激
I am grateful.
呼气
Breathing out.
钱不是万能的
Money isn't everything.
谁说钱不是万能的？
And who says that?
大姐，你没听说过敲门吗？
Man, have you ever heard of knocking?
商店还不许随便进门吗？
This is store.
你应该在门口装个铃铛
You should put small bell over door.
好主意.... 你听我解释，我知道我水电费又晚缴交了
Actu-- listen, I know that I'm late on my utilities, okay?
所以你能不能再宽限我一段时间
If you could just pay for a couple more weeks.
Alex，你有政府给你开的巨额支票
Alex, you have big check from government.
而且你还有这个商店， 你怎么老是交不起钱？
Plus you have this store. Why you always broke, huh?
你钱都哪去了？你是去赌博了嘛？
Where your money? You have gambling problem?
- 我没钱啊 - 还是给女人了？还是毒品？
- I don't have any. - Or girls? Or drugs?
你的救济金到底怎么回事？
What happened to your welfare check?
首先，那不是救济金
First of all, it's not a welfare check.
那我也不是发慈善款的
Well, I'm not welfare officer either.
这里不是慈善机构
This is not charity.
你赶紧交钱，要不然我就拆了这栋房子，明白了吗？
You pay your bills or I will tow this building off property, you understand?
拆...听着，是美国政府停摆了，大姐
Tow the-- listen, the U.S. government is shut down, man.
- 再给我几天时.... - 最晚周三
- I just need like a few-- - You have till Wednesday.
那可是美国政府！大姐！
It's the U.S. Congress, Cory!
那能是我说了算吗？
It doesn't work like that.
- 你已经被禁止入内了 -不不，听我说
- You're not allowed back here. - No, listen, listen.
我妻子已经失踪3天了
My wife's been missing for three days.
我知道一定是她遇到危险了
I know something terrible has happened.
求你了，警官，求你了
Please, sir! Sir, please.
我妻子失踪了， 她叫Jessa Torres
My wife's missing. She-- her name's Jessa Torres.
行了，走吧，已经填过失踪人口报案表了，走吧
Okay, let's go. You filed a missing person's report. Let's go.
警官，我们需要你帮助，警官，她是一个好人
Sirs, we need your help, sirs. She's a great person.
- 我说了你走吧 - 你救不了所有人的，Kai
- I said let's go. - Can't save everyone, Kai.
- 嘿，等一下 - Kai
- Hey! - Kai.
这事我来处理吧，警官
I'll take it from here, officer.
这是他的报案记录吗？
Is that the case jacket?
我妻子已经失联三天了
I haven't heard from my wife in three days.
我俩在一起十年，从来没发生过这种事
That's never happened in the 10 years that we were together.
我知道我们只是小人物
I know we'renot important people
但是如果是有钱人或者游客的妻子失踪了
but if a rich man's wife or tourist's wife disappeared
我肯定，你们一定会全力去找的
things would have been different, I'm sure.
不是的，我们会保护岛上的每一个人
No, we care about everyone on this island.
每个人
Okay? Everyone.
给我点时间看一下材料，之后我再联系你
Let me look into it and get back to you.
谢谢你，愿上帝保佑你
Thank you. God bless you.
局长，你现在有时间吗？
Got a minute, sir?
我现在没空，Mendoza，我得去个地方
Not now, Mendoza. I have somewhere I need to be.
刚才那个在外面大喊的男人
The man who was shouting in the bullpen?
你知道每周我们能接到多少失踪报案吗？20多起
You know how many missing person cases we receive every week? Over 20.
我刚看了下他的资料
I was just looking at this.
邻居说，他们在妻子失踪前一晚大打出手来着
The neighbors said the two were arguing the night before the wife disappeared.
这个报案里没写啊？
That's not in the jacket.
你以为这事情我们真的没查吗？
You don't think we follow up on these things?
那他怎么没当作嫌疑人抓起来呢？
Well, why is he not a suspect?
因为有人第二天早上看到她出门了
Because they also saw her leave the next morning.
这女的没失踪，只是个疯子罢了
She's not missing. She's just mad.
Mendoza，查案不能无中生有
Mendoza, don't make something out of nothing.
嗨，你们好
Hi! Hey!
好的，给你，这是你的
Okay. Here you go. For you.
谢谢，谢谢
Thank you. Thank you.
- 谢谢，再见 - 谢谢你们来接我
- Thank you. Bye! - Thank you for coming!
Nikolai你让他们搬灯光设备的时候小心点
Nikolai, you tell them to be careful with the lights.
啊！Jerry来了！
Aah! Jerry's here!
我是Ike Ocampo，麦克坦岛警察局长
Ike Ocampo, Mactan Chief of Police.
我很荣幸见到，你们这样守在人民生命财产第一线的英雄
Well, always grateful to meet the men on the front line of safety and security.
真是我的荣幸
It's an honor, sir.
在下Jerry Westwood 随您差遣
Jerry Westwood at your service.
Westwood先生，您可是无人不知无人不晓啊
Oh, please, Mr. Westwood. No need to introduce yourself.
我们岛上的人全是您的粉丝
We're big fans on this island.
您的电视剧从我上大学就开始播出了
Your show's been airing since I was in college.
怎么说呢，我做这一切，都是为了粉丝嘛
Well, that's who I do it for. For the fans.
你见过我们的导演Andre Adam了嘛
Have you met our director Andre Adam?
- 我是Andre Adam -Ike Ocampo
- Andre Adam. - Ike Ocampo.
非常感谢贵方给我们的各种帮助
We appreciate the help your office has given us.
在一个新的国家拍摄总是有新的挑战
Always a challenge shooting in a new country.
我就是来亲自给你送拍摄许可的
I wanted to personally bring you this filming permit.
我们会尽全力让您在这的拍摄愉快地完成
We wanted to help make your shoot here as pleasant as possible.
哦谢谢您，真是太贴心了
Oh, thank you. That's very thoughtful.
我们在这会有伟大的成就的！伟大的成就！
We're going to do great things here. Great things.
我听说你们在这要拍的纪录片名字是叫....
So, when I heard that you were doing this documentary TV series--
“战争残骸”，绝对会非常精彩
"Wreckage Of War." It will be fantastic.
我们的工作结束后，再没人会忘记我Andre Adam的名字！
When we're done, no one will forget the name of Andre Adam.
“战争残骸” ？ 真是个好名字
"Wreckage Of War," huh? Well, that's a very brilliant idea.
你知道，这里有世界上最多的二战沉船
You know, there are more World War II shipwrecks in this area than anywhere in the world.
而且你不知道吧，我爷爷可是在
You may not know that my grandfather
日本占领时期，参加过宿务的抵抗组织的
was in the Cebu resistance during the Japanese occupation.
这太厉害了
Incredible.
我也非常愿意在镜头前讲述他的故事
And I'd be glad to talk and recount his stories on camera.
你听到了么，Jerry？ 我们太幸运了
Do you hear that, Jerry? What luck.
老兄，这太棒了，回头我们坐下来
Man, that's great. Maybe we could sit down.
我想向你请教一下
I could pick your brain for a bit.
我的演员事业就是离不开这种细节上的准备
Now, my career has always been about detailed preparation.
真正了解每一个细节是我职业生涯成功的关键
Truly knowing every aspect is what has defined my career.
不像现在的那帮小演员，只关心自己有多少推特粉丝
You know, actors these days, they just care about Twitter followers, I'm afraid.
工匠精神？那都是濒死的艺术啊
The craft? It's a dying art.
任何时间我都乐意奉陪
I would love to do that anytime.
所以这事，我应该找谁安排呢？
So, who should I speak to?
Nikolai是我们的制作人，他来负责安排你的事情
Nikolai is our producer. He can take your information.
Nikolai, please.
Jerry我们该走了
Come，Jerry.
额，我叫Ike Ocampo
Uh, okay. Ike Ocampo.
我爷爷当年在宿务反抗组织里....
You know, my grandfather was part of the Cebu resistance...
嘿，你知不知道有谁想买一块好表的吗？
Hey. You know anybody who wants to buy a very nice watch?
不知道？
No?
来60ml威士忌，要纯的，最烈的那种
Hey. Double whiskey, neat, and make it stiff.
嘿老哥，你不是...你不是那谁！
Hey, man. You're that-- you're that guy.
你就是电视剧里那人！
The guy from the show!
额，好吧，我演过好多电视剧呢
Uh, well, I've been in lots of shows
但是我想你肯定说的是我90年代的热剧“手枪抽击”？
but I wager you're referring to my 1990s hit "Pistol Whip"?
“手枪抽击”！就是那部！
"Pistol Whip"! That's the one, man.
我...那部剧我看了好多遍，超爱那部剧的！
I got-- we used to watch that show all the time. I loved that show.
是啊，可经典了
Yeah, it's a classic.
哦真的，老哥，简直绝了
Oh, seriously, man. It was great.
你那个漂亮的手枪，枪柄还有珍珠
You-- you had that-- that beautiful pistol with the pearl handle.
那个翘鼻子左轮手枪
The snub nose revolver, man.
我一直想要一把呢
And I always wanted one of those.
还有你的甩枪动作，你的招牌动作
And you had the move, your signature move, where you used to--
谢谢你，老弟，叫我Jerry就好
Well, thanks, compadre. Call me Jerry.
Alex. Alex Walker.
如果你想做好这个动作
Yeah. If you want to do it right
诀窍就是，在你真正的目标前大概半米就抬起枪
the trick is you pick a spot two feet behind your actual target
甩下去的时候，就像反手挥下网球拍那样
and you follow through like you're holding a tennis racket backhanded.
就这样
You know.
- 嘿还有那句，“能动手” - “绝不开枪”
- Hey, why shoot a pistol... - When you can whip it?
- 太棒了，老哥 - 空手道巨星Chuck Norris教我的这招
- Come on, man. - Chuck Norris taught me that.
- 真的假的！ -那整个下夏天我都辗转各个道场，尽可能去学最帅的动作
- Shut up. - Spent the summer going from dojo to dojo picking up the best moves I could find.
当时制作人本来想叫那部剧 ”手枪警察“ 你敢信？
The producers wanted to call the show "Pistol Cop." Can you believe that?
- 还好我纠正了他们 - 老天
- I set 'em straight. - Man.
你来这岛上干嘛？
What are you doing on the island?
来拍一部纪录片，关于二战时期的海战的
Making a documentary show about World War II naval battles.
还要去拍深海的沉船
We're shooting the undersea wrecks.
- 拍的怎么样了？ - 才刚刚到这
- How's that going? - Just got into town.
嘿，你就是那个大人物啊
Hey. You're that guy.
你是那个演员对吧？
You're that actor, right?
我是个演员
I am an actor.
你还应该是个硬汉子啊
You're supposed to be a tough guy.
90年代那部戏对吧？
From that show in the '90s, right?
现实生活里看着一点也不厉害啊？
He's not so tough in real life, is he?
听着，伙计们，我们只是想安静地喝点酒
Listen, guys, we're just trying to have a quiet drink.
没跟你说话，我们是跟硬汉说呢
We're not talking to you. We're talking to the tough guy.
小伙子们，我能给你们做点什么？
Boys, how can I help you?
拍合照？还是要签名？
Do you want a picture? Autograph?
谁想要你的臭签名
Ah, no one wants your damn autograph.
那就祝你们今晚玩的愉快吧
Okay, then, well, you boys have a good night.
他...在轰我们走
He's-- he's dismissing us.
你是在看不起我们吗？
Hey, you think you're better than us.
不不，我完全不是那个意思
No, no, that's not what I mean at all.
要不然我们来试试，这个硬汉究竟硬不硬？
Why don't we find out how tough you really are?
你们听着
Listen, guys.
I'm gonna give you and your big drunk ugly friend here
我现在给你，还有你又蠢又丑的醉鬼朋友
一个离开的机会
one chance just to walk away.
- 你挺能啊你啊？ - 是，就是这样
- Oh, you are, are you? - Yes, that's right.
首先，你来猜猜我哪只手里有奖励
But first, you gotta pick which hand the walnut is in.
- 右边的 -猜错了！
- Yeah, right. - No, wrong.
抱歉让你受惊了
Sorry about that.
你刚才简直太厉害了
That was fantastic.
你这身板可真不错
You can really handle yourself.
额...
Well...
你之前做过替身演员的工作吗？
Hey, you ever do any stunt work?
不，没有
No, no.
你有替身演员的工作吗？
Um, you have job for stunt man?
- Cory你来干嘛？ - 跟着我们来的就是些普通船员
- Cory. - Well, they arrived here with this barebones crew.
没有替身，没有特技演员
No stand-in. No stunt double.
这个人
This man, huh?
绝世好替身
Good stunt double.
替身演员？ 我一点都...
Stunt double? I don't even--
不不不
No, no.
他可喜欢这工作了。 你给多少钱？
He like the job. How much you pay?
我想我应该还能跟他们谈谈价钱
Well, I should be able to scramble together
差不多...一天500？
I don't know, like, $500 a day?
我跟他长得一点都不像...你看他比我高多了
I don't even look like-- you know? He's taller than me.
没关系的，反正是在水下
Oh, it doesn't matter. It's all underwater.
面罩，潜水服...看不出来的
Masks, wet suits-- no one will know.
600一天，咱们就成交
$600. We have a deal.
虽然我们制作人Nikolai是个铁公鸡
My producer Nikolai, he's a tightwad
但是我就是喜欢你这样子，Alex, 我就跟他坚持这个价钱
but I like the cut of your jib, Alex. I'll just insist.
- 跟你做生意真痛快 - 谢谢你女士
- You make good businessman. - Well, thank you, ma'am.
- 欢迎加入我们，老弟 -
- Welcome aboard, compadre.
我以为你不会来的
I didn't think you'd come.
请进
Please.
所有的警探都像你这么早上班吗？
Do all detectives start the day this early?
- 我是用私人时间来的 - 谢谢你
- I'm here on my own time. - Thanks.
在我们讨论别的之前
Before we go any further
我得问问你有关你们之间大打出手的事
I wanted to ask you about this fight.
我已经跟他们解释过了，只是小争吵，不是大打出手
I already told them, it was an argument, not a fight.
因为什么？
What about?
我不想让她再一个人出海潜水
Well, I don't want her to keep scuba diving alone.
那太危险了
That's dangerous.
- 她会潜水？ - 她一直都在潜水
- So she dives. - All the time.
她还在社交媒体上发这种Vlog
She does this vlog on social media.
她喜欢潜水，但是我总是会担心她
She loves doing it, but I always worry.
- 你和她一起去过吗？ -没有
- You ever dive with her? - Nah.
我都不会游泳
I don't even swim.
她是从小就开始练，非常厉害
She was taught young, though.
哇，我也是
Yeah? So was I.
这是她的视频账号
This is her channel.
你一定会吃惊有多少人关注了她
You'd be amazed how many people follow it.
她一直在为了成为海洋生物学家努力学习
She was studying to be a marine biologist.
她热爱着大海
Yeah, the ocean's her passion
她用这种方式和大家分享她的热忱
and this is her way of sharing that with people.
她就是这样的人，吸引着整个世界和她周围的每一个人
She's just this kind of person that draws in the world and everyone around her.
看，我在峨兰哥海峡潜水的时候找到了这堆金属
Guys, I found this huge piece of metal while diving in the Olango Channel.
这是什么东西？
What is this thing?
哇哦，这太疯狂了
Oh, man, this is crazy.
嗨朋友们，我们到啦
Hey, everybody! Here we are.
嗨你好吗！ 就是这里
Yeah,how are you! Here we are.
我真的很想对深蓝潜水店表示感谢，是他们一直帮我整理潜水设备的
Just want to give a shout-out to Deep Blue Dive Shop for always hooking up the equipment.
谢谢你，Linda！
Thank you, Linda!
宿务最好的潜水商店
Best dive shop in Cebu.
有消息了我再通知你
I'll keep in touch.
请一定找到她
Please find her.
她是我的全世界
She's my world.
- 嗨伙计们，你们好吗 - 整个人放松下来了吗？
- Hey, guys. How are you? - Feeling relaxed?
额老哥，放松可不是我的长项
Hey, man, well, that's actually not my specialty.
这一定会非常好玩的
Ah, this'll be fun!
来吧，我把你介绍给他们
Come on, we'll introduce you
然后咱们俩就开始工作
and then the two of us can get to work.
Nikolai, 这是Alex, 就是我跟你说过的那个人
Nikolai, this is Alex, the man I told you about.
你好吗？ 见到你很高兴
How you doing, man? Good to see you.
你们这是电影剧组还是篮球队的啊？都这么高？
Listen, are you guys a film crew or basketball team?
你说的那个水下替身演员
The underwater stand-in stunt double.
一天给我600美元，连裤子我都能帮他熨好了
Yeah, well, listen, for $600 a day, I'll press this man's pants for him.
Nikolai就是这么一副臭脸，但是所有顶级制片人都这样
Nikolai's got an iron boot, but all good producers do.
别跟他作对就是了
Just don't get on his bad side.
- 好吧 - 这片子一定会棒极了
- All right. - It's gonna be amazing.
- 我的大明星今天感觉怎么样？ - 好得像头出栏的公牛
- And how is my star feeling today? - Like a bull stud.
我来跟你说一下你的定妆问题
I need to talk to you about your, uh, makeup test.
我一般用的是科曼奇日落，27号色
Well, I usually use a Comanche Sunset No. 27.
那行，很好，很好
Yes, that's good. Good.
谢谢
Thank you.
听着，Jerry快把我们逼疯了
Listen, uh, Jerry is driving us all nuts.
一直讲各种故事，嘴就没停过
So many stories, so much talking.
烦人得不行
It's getting in the way.
所以要不然你，带着他去度假村
So how about you, uh, take him out to the resort
拿点我们的设备去潜潜水，喝喝迈泰小酒
take some of the equipment, go scuba, have mai tais, whatever.
在明天之前让我们清净一天，好吗？
Just stay out of our hair till tomorrow, okay?
你的场子，听你的
Your show.
咱们走吧
Let's go.
对了，这工作你是怎么找到的？ 你经纪人给你找的？
How'd you get this job, anyway? Through your agent?
经纪人？ 哈哈哈，说的好像我有经纪人似的
My agent? Ha-ha. That's a good one.
不是，我经纪人从我“与星共舞”第一轮淘汰之后就把我踹了
No, after I lost the first round of "Dancing With The Stars," he dropped me.
是Nikolai直接找到我的
No, Nikolai contacted me directly.
就是恰烂钱，但是我需要曝光度
Crap money, but I could use the exposure.
没有曝光，你就在娱乐圈死亡，懂吗？
Out of sight, out of mind, you know?
尤其是像我这种老腊肉，太容易被忘记了
It's easy to forget an old ham like me.
别这么说，老哥，你可是电视史上的传奇
Don't say that, man. You're a TV legend.
你这么说可抬举我了
Yeah, you're too kind.
我也不知道他们怎么回事，一般都会给我更长的时间准备的
I don't know, I usually have more time to prepare, you know?
这一次感觉太仓促了
This all just feels so rushed.
你说仓促是什么意思？
What do you mean rushed?
他们一个星期之前才找到我
It came together a week ago.
Andre说他们三天前才雇的他
Andre said he was only hired three days ago.
这你敢信？这些东欧人，跟咱脑回路就是不一样
Can you believe that? These eastern Europeans, they're something different.
这些都是新款， 全是数字设备
These are new models. It's all digital gear.
这是什么时候量产的？ 也就这两三年？
When'd this come out? Two, three years ago?
炫酷的新呼吸阀？ 这我猜...得要一万块？
Fancy new regulators? I don't know. Ten, I think.
怎么了，跟你给酒店客人用的那些铁壳子潜水服比，羡慕了？
Why, you still running the old tanks for the hotel guests?
不是，就随便说说，这是全新的设备
No, I'm just saying, it's brand-new equipment.
这些罗马尼亚人，虽然不知道怎么招待演员
These Romanians, they may not know how to treat an actor
但是这设备是真的厉害
but they sure have some nice equipment.
你知道，我可从来没见过他们这种相机云台
You know, I've never seen camera rigs like that before.
警告
Warning
输入错误
Input error
错误
Error
所以Jessa去潜水用的都是你的设备？
So, Jessa uses your equipment for her own dives?
是的，还是免费的
Yeah, for free.
我跟她说，免费是因为她在她的太平洋视频博客给我做广告
I told her it's because she plugs me on her Pacific Vlogger channel
但其实吧，我就是喜欢她这人
but really it's because I like her.
- 还有，Sam可喜欢他了 - Sam？
- And, Sam? He loves her. - Sam?
我明白了。 你知道你有多少个气罐吗？
I see. So do you know how many tanks you have?
45个.
好吧，但是我只数到44个
Okay, because I only count 44.
哦天哪，你说得对，我们少了一个
My gosh, you're right. We're short one.
- 你平时会清点库存吗？ - 上星期才数的
- And you took inventory? - Only last week.
那从你上次清点到现在，有没有人可能拿过？
So, from then to now, could someone have taken it
晚上拿走的或者借用了但你不知道？
at night or borrowed it without you knowing?
只有Jessa有我这里的另一把钥匙
The only other person who has a key is Jessa.
感谢你配合调查
Well, thank you so much for your time.
她怎么了？
Is she okay?
她是出什么事了吗？
Should I be worried about her?
如果她联系你，请告诉我
Just call me if you hear from her.
- 你在这干嘛？ - 因该是我问你来这干嘛
- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
我找到份工作
I got a job.
这东西我可做不到短时间自学速成
I'm not up to speed on all this equipment
所以我想来着能找到人指导我一下
so I figured somebody here could help me out.
我可以教你
I could show you how to use it.
- 真的？ -真的
- Really? - Yeah.
这么爽快就答应了？都不用我说服你一下？
Just like that? I don't have to talk you into it?
你就愿意帮我？ 为什么？
You're just gonna do it? Why?
因为我就是这么一个好人
Because I'm a really nice person.
认真回答我，问什么
Seriously, why?
这个是呼吸阀
And this is a regulator.
吸入氧气，呼出二氧化碳
You breathe in oxygen, exhale carbon dioxide.
- 拿我当三岁小孩呢，Kai？ - 抱歉
- Really, Kai? - Sorry.
你手腕上的那个东西是个控制器
That thing on your wrist is a console computer.
它会保持所有系统同步，并告诉我们什么时候应该返回了
It'll keep all your systems in sync and will tell us when it's time to turn back.
从哪回来？
Turn back from where?
我们可以就在海湾里扑腾两下
Well, we can either mess around here in the bay
或者我们可以进行5英里的漂流潜水，到峨兰哥海峡去
or we can take a five-mile drift dive out into the Olango Channel.
我明白了
All right.
我知道你为什么要帮我了
Now I know why you're helping me.
什么？
What?
你要上那去找什么？
What are you looking for out there, huh?
走私案还是人口失踪？
Contraband? Missing persons case?
没准是个潜水者，对吧？
A diver, probably?
我来猜猜， 是个女人对吗？ 年轻女人，但不是年龄特别小？
Let me guess. She's a woman? Young? Not too young?
- 你在那个人身上看到了自己？ - 你一开始你那套推理我就烦死你了
- Somebody you see yourself in? - I hate when you do that.
Ocampo局长是觉得这事浪费时间，对吧？
Ocampo probably thinks it's a waste of time, doesn't he?
我猜你找我是想有人陪你一起去
And I guess you need me because you need a buddy.
我才不需要谁陪着，我需要的是你的设备
I don't need a buddy. I needed the equipment.
刚才这是怎么回事？
What the hell was that?
我不知道，你应该比我知道的多啊？
I don't know. You're the one with the info.
我完全不知道这些是什么人
I have no idea who those guys were.
你有观察到什么吗？
Did you get a good look at 'em?
什么也没看出来，只有一个特征
Not really. Only thing I saw were--
- 白色潜水服？ -对，只有白色潜水服
- White wet suits? Yeah. - White wet suits.
我要查的失踪者是一个水下摄影师，用的就是这种相机
My missing person was an underwater videographer with a camera just like that.
电池坏了，这台机器可能也短路烧毁了
This battery's dead. This thing could be fried.
这种数据线能用吗？
Would this work?
你怎么这么晚了还在这？
Why are you here so late?
而且你来干嘛？
And why are you here at all?
今晚有人想杀我们
Somebody tried to kill us tonight.
还是用捕鱼的矛枪
With a spear gun.
- 在哪？ - 在峨兰哥海峡
- Where? - The Olango Channel.
这就说得通了
Yep, that makes sense.
有人想杀我怎么就说得通了？
How does trying to kill us make sense?
峨兰哥水域的鲍鱼猎人是出了名的，有极强的领地意识
The abalone hunters in the Olango are notoriously territorial.
那些人可不只是渔民
These guys weren't fishermen.
那他们可能就是寻宝猎人了
Then they were probably treasure hunters.
寻宝？
Treasure hunters?
峨兰哥有诅咒，每晚都是变幻莫测的
The Olango's cursed. No two nights are the same.
潮汐变化剧烈，不知道从哪就会冒出好多片新的珊瑚群
The tides shift. New batches of coral pop up out of nowhere.
总是有船在那搁浅失事
Ships get beached and wrecked all the time.
人们常说，峨兰哥是埋葬最多金子的地方
People say more gold's gone down on the Olango than any place on Earth.
黄金？
Gold, huh?
峨兰哥就在往返墨西哥阿卡普尔科和马尼拉的帆船贸易航线上
Olango was on the galleon trade route between Acapulco and Manila.
用东方的丰富物产换西方的黄金
The riches of the East traded for the gold of the West.
但是我觉得 Jessa Torres不是寻宝猎人
I don't think Jessa Torres was a treasure hunter.
有黄金的地方，总有人前赴后继地去找
Well, wherever there's gold, there are people looking for it.
寻宝猎人，罪犯，那些在痛苦中死去的人
Treasure hunters, criminals, and wherever a person dies in agony
比如沉船事故，他们的灵魂都会变成恶灵
like on a shipwreck, their soul lives on as an evil spirit.
我一直不知道你这么迷信？
I didn't take you or the superstitious type.
我不迷信，迷信会带来厄运的
I'm not. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
文件修复了
Got it.
你要明白，如果违反Ocampo局长的命令
You realize Ocampo would have you
他会罚你去贴一年停车罚单的
ticketing parked cars for the next year for violating one of his direct orders.
他说的是，让我不要无中生有
He said not to make something out of nothing.
这就是确有其事的证据
This-- this is not nothing.
嗨大家好，在今天的“Jessa的海洋日记”中
Hey, guys! Okay, so today on "Jessa's Ocean Diary,"
我们来到了峨兰哥海峡
we're here at the Olango Channel.
还真被你们说对了
Son of a gun.
这期视频的标题我想起名 “与大海龟的绿海.....”
And I'm naming today's vlog "The Green Sea Turtle--"
你想让我把整个5英里的峨兰哥海峡都封锁了？
You're asking me to close off the entire five-mile Olango Channel?
然后你还想干嘛? 把水抽干挖个底朝天？
What do you propose I do? Dredge it?
不是的长官，但是那里是犯罪现场，我们在那遭到袭击
No, sir, but it's a crime scene. We were shot at.
而且那是 Jessa Torres最后去过的地方
It's the last known location of Jessa Torres.
- 我们得去调查 - 你大晚上的去潜水已经够愚蠢的了
- We need to investigate. - You were foolishly diving at night
而且这个案子也不是你负责的
investigating a case you weren't even assigned to.
你们遇袭听起来就是不小心招惹了采鲍鱼的渔民
And it sounds like you stumbled on abalone poachers.
至于Jessa Torres的事情，那也不是犯罪现场
As far as Jessa Torres is concerned, it's not a crime scene.
你知道人身保护令是什么意思吗
You know the meaning of habeas corpus?
- 是的，局长 - Habeas - 有 ， Corpus - 尸体
- Yes, sir. - Habeas--to have, corpus--the body.
你得找到尸体，才能确认立案
If you find the body, then you have the crime.
不，我们不可能封锁海峡
No, we're not closing down that channel.
那里有渔民，有游客
We have fishermen there, we have tourism
而且还有电影剧组在拍一部非常重要的纪录片
we have a film crew shooting a very important documentary.
原来你是因为这个...
Is that why you...
因为这个啥？
Why what?
你什么意思？
Why what?
哦老弟你终于来了
Oh, man! About time.
“终于”来了是什么意思？
What do you mean it's about time?
你不是说7点到吗？
I thought you said it was a 7:00 call time.
是啊，是7点要到拍摄地了
Exactly, we're supposed to be on set by 7:00.
你都没看拍摄日程表吗？
Didn't you read your call sheet?
拍摄...表？ 我都不知道那是啥东西
What is-- I don't even know what that is.
它对每场拍摄都至关重要
It's essential to every shoot.
它给你安排了什么时候，去哪里，拍什么
Tells you what you're filming, when, and where.
那我们到底在哪拍摄？
And where exactly are we shooting?
在峨兰哥海峡
The Olango Channel.
没有什么比水上漫步更惬意的了！
Nothing like working on the water!
或者说，水底漫步
Or in this case, underwater.
我在99年拍摄“完美风暴”的时候，训练了两个月
I did eight weeks on "The Perfect Storm" back in '99.
虽然那段被剪了，但是我学了好多航海技能
Yep. The part got cut, but I learned a lot about sailoring.
当然，不是在海上，是在华纳兄弟的60号摄影棚
Of course, that was in a tank-- Studio 60, Warner Bros.
你们好吗，大师们！
Hail, maestros!
- 我们来创造奇迹吧 - 你迟到了
- We're here to make magic. - You're late.
这都是我的错，我道歉，对不起
Yeah, that's actually my fault and I apologize. I'm sorry.
今天安排很满，我们快走吧
We've got a full day today. Let's go.
别担心Nikolai
Don't worry about Nikolai.
他工作压力很大，脾气不好
He's a hard man doing a hard job.
他说的没错，我不会再迟到了
He's right, though. Won't happen again.
来吧，老弟，今天我们创造奇迹
Come, my boy. Today, we make magic.
我们会创造历史
We make history.
你要找什么吗？
You need something?
不是，我就是检查一下装备
Nope, just doing an equipment check, boss.
- 已经检查过了 - 好吧
- It's been done. - Yes. Okay.
想象一下，在1941年的那个周日的早晨，就站在这个位置
Imagine being here in this very spot on that Sunday morning in 1941.
日本的零式战斗机从和太阳一同从地平线上升起
Japanese Zeroes came over the horizon with the sun.
我们怎么开不开始拍？
Why aren't we shooting anything?
这就是娱乐圈
Welcome to showbiz.
催命一样催你就位，然后让你在那等到地老天荒
It's hurry up and wait forever.
来吧，你得再对对台词
Come on, you want to run some more lines?
我们不用对台词啊，是你来配音的
We're not really running lines. It's narration.
那我再给你来一遍我的台词？
Well, you wanna hear it again?
好啊，随便你
You bet, man. Knock yourself out.
我问你个事，他们这是...在干嘛？
Let me ask you, though, what-- what are they doing?
额...Nikolai说他们再准备水下的布景
Uh, Nikolai said they're preparing the underwater set.
谁们？所有人都在甲板上啊？
Who is? Everybody's on deck.
他们雇了一些本地的潜水员来帮忙
Oh, they hired some local divers to help out, you know?
做些脏活累活
Do the dirty work.
就位！第一幕第一场！
Okay, scene 101.
马上抓紧，先生们
Right away, please, gentlemen.
这种日本战斗机是第一架设计了可丢弃外部燃料箱的飞机。
The Japanese fighters were the first airplanes ever designed to carry a jettisonable external fuel tank.
它们速度很快、机动灵活、而且威力大
They were fast, maneuverable and powerful.
好，停！
And cut.
非常好，Jerry，非常好
Fantastic, Jerry. Fantastic.
有什么问题吗？我可以再来一遍
Any notes? I can do it again.
完全没有问题
No notes.
我们开始拍特写了
We do the close-up.
慢慢享受这一刻吧
Take your time. Savor the moment.
好吧
Okay.
这下面装的是脚蹼哈？
Keep some of the fins down there?
哦看看这个
Aw, look at this.
这个结构可太结实了
That's sturdy construction right there.
澳大利亚货对吧？
Australian, huh?
都是非铁金属，I like it.我喜欢
Non-ferrous metal.
我们手续都是齐全的，警官，在这呢
We have all our permits, officer. Right here.
其实先生，我们长官是想来问问他能不能和Westwood先生合个影？
Actually, sir, the captain was wondering if he could get a photo with Mr. Westwood.
- 他是忠实粉丝 - 可以，当然可以
- He's a big fan. - Yes. Yes, of course.
看，我在峨兰哥海峡潜水的时候找到了这堆金属
Guys, I found this huge piece of metal while diving in the Olango Channel.
这是个什么东西？哇哦，这太疯狂了
What is this thing? Oh, man, this is crazy.
嗨你好吗！ 就是这里!
Hey, everybody. Here we are!
你们能看清吗？
You see that?
Ernesto你能来看一下这个吗？
Hey, Ernesto, can you take a look at this?
西里尔字母，这是俄语
Cyrillic. Russian.
苏联潜艇的螺旋桨怎么会出现在菲律宾？
What's a Soviet submarine propeller doing in the Philippines?
好了，这就是Jerry的最后一个镜头了
And that's a wrap for Jerry up top.
但是我这还有一页半的台词呢？
But I've still got a page and a half of dialogue.
我们现在要去拍水下镜头了
We are switching to underwater shooting now.
Ion, 拿下他们，然后帮他们穿好潜水服
Ion, take them down and help them get into their scuba gear.
这到底是怎么回事？
What the hell is going on here?
Andre, 你是导演，这是你的片场，管管他们！
Andre, you're the director. This is your set. Take over.
我很遗憾地告诉你，Jerry
I hate to break this to you, Jerry
- 这根本不是在拍什么电视剧 -什么？
- but there is no TV show. - Pardon?
这些人都是寻宝猎人
These guys are treasure hunters.
他们用拍电视剧来作掩护
They're using this TV show as a cover
- 方便打捞他们的战利品 - 战利品？
- to bring up the loot. - Loot?
是的，你们在找什么？历史文物？还是黄金？
Yeah, what is it? Historical relics? Gold?
重点是，他们需要这个障眼法，因为他们清楚这是在犯法
The point is, they need the cover because they know it's illegal.
刚才的拍摄都是演给海警看的
This was all a show for the Coast Guard
现在海警走了，他们也就不需要我们了
but now that they're gone, they don't need us anymore.
不管下面有黄金还是什么的，那些都是属于菲律宾的遗产
Whatever gold is down there is patrimony of the Philippines.
但是不论他们在找什么，他们都已经找到了
And whatever they were looking for, they just found it, my man
而且他们现在就在那片甲板上，正在把它拉出水面
and they are bringing it up right here, right now on that deck.
嘿你听我说，老弟
Hey, you listen to me, compadre.
你错了，你说的不能是真的，我需要这部剧
You're wrong. You have to be wrong. I need this show.
告诉他，Andre, 告诉他，我们就是在拍二战的纪录片
Tell him, Andre. Tell him we're doing a damn show about World War II.
- 什么电视剧都是假的？ - Jerry, 别! 冷静！Jerry!
- There's no TV show? - Jerry. Jerry, don't. No, don't, Jerry!
敢动一下，我就打死你
Move and you're dead.
把他们带到舱里去， 别让海警发现了
Take them below deck now before we get any more visitors.
好的，船长
Yes, Captain.
前进，同志们！
Onward, comrades
向着荣誉，金钱和新的历史前进
to fame, fortune, and history.
敢说一个字，我就照着你们的脑袋开枪
Say a word and I put a bullet in the head.
我们走
Let's go.
Jerry.
Jerry, 你看到那段蓝色胶带了吗？
Jerry, look. You see that blue tape?
- 我们这回完蛋了 - Jerry
- Well, I guess this is it.
我把我的医一生都奉献给了表演，创作，打磨角色
I dedicated my life to acting, to craft, to characters
可是我还是一无所成
and what do I have to show for it?
看那个蓝色胶带！蓝色胶带！！
No, look, the blue tape. The blue tape!
离了四次婚，三个孩子也疏远我
Four failed marriages, three estranged kids
拍了电视剧都根本没人记住
and a TV show no one remembers.
你知道那中万人敬仰的感觉吗？
Do you know what it was like to be admired?
人们看我就像真正的英雄那样敬仰我！
People looked at me like I was a real hero.
现在我只能深夜在电视频道卖成人纸尿裤
Now I'm the guy selling adult diapers on late night TV.
你知道我曾经认为自己有多厉害吗？
Do you have any idea who I used to think I was?
你这东西你哪搞来的？
How did you come up with that?
- 是我藏在这的 - 你藏的？什么时候？
- I put it in there. - You did? When?
什么时候？就刚才，我觉得我们可能要有麻烦
When? Earlier. I knew that we might be in trouble
所以我想，如果他们把咱们捆起来
and so I thought if they were gonna tie us up
肯定会被关在这里，转过去
this is where they'd bring us. Come on.
你可真是深藏不露啊，Walker先生
There is more to you than meets the eye, Mr. Walker.
Jerry, 我看电影里演过的
Well, Jerry, I've seen this movie before.
好了，甩甩手
All right, shake it off.
甩甩手，让血液循环起来
Shake your hands out, get your circulation back.
好了，现在我得把你绑回去
All right, I'm gonna have to tie 'em back up.
- 什么？ - 我们现在寡不敌众，明白吗？
- What? - Because we are outgunned, okay?
我们得等合适时机
And we have to wait until the time is right.
到时候，你一定得听我信号
And you have to wait on my signal.
明白了？现在摸一下这个绳头，知道在哪了吗？
Okay? Now, feel that. See that right there?
- 知道了 - 我一给你信号，你就拉下它把绳子解开
- Yeah. - I want you to pull that on my signal.
给你信号再拉
On my signal.
你这么说我倒是有动力了，但是我还不知道解开之后怎么办啊？
I've got my motivation, I just need more specifics on the blocking.
- 你准备好就是了 -准备什么？
- Just be ready. - For what?
我们只能靠自己，用武力摆脱这个困境了
We're gonna have to fight our way out of this one.
明白吗？这次可没有替身
All right? No stunt doubles.
全是真打
This is for real.
好，我明白了
Okay. Okay.
很显然，是其中一艘潜艇在1989年12月的时候在菲律宾海失踪了
Apparently, one of the subs went missing in December of 1989
somewhere in the Philippine Sea.
就在柏林墙倒塌的一个月之前
One month after the fall of the Berlin Wall.
也是苏联解散的一个月之前
And the collapse of the Soviet Union.
传闻说，是潜艇的艇长带着从苏联国库劫来的数百万块金条出逃了
Rumor was that the captain of the sub was escaping with millions in gold bullion
looted from the Soviet treasury.
- 所以呢？ - 就是这个人
- And? - Here he is.
看着眼熟吗？
Look familiar?
再见到你真是太好了，老朋友
Good to see you, old friend.
我需要Ion帮我一下，我们去把卡车开过来，马上回来
我猜，你们还在等着我给你们一个解释把？
I suppose that now you expect me to explain all of this to you, hmm?
其实，你也不需要解释什么了
Actually, no explanation needed.
这事太简单了
Seems pretty simple.
- 简单？ 是嘛？ - 是啊
- Simple? Is it? - Yeah.
你来找黄金，什么沉没的宝藏之类的
You're searching for gold. Sunken treasure.
花费不少吧？ 这故事简直老掉牙了
Damn the costs. I mean, that's the oldest story in the world.
金子？
Gold?
你以为里面就是点金子吗？
You think there is gold in here?
他肯定会解释一下的
I think he's gonna explain it.
你以为我下了这么大的力气，就是为了点破金子？
Do you think I would go to all of this trouble for a case of gold?
- 我可是苏联潜艇编队里最年轻的艇长 - 苏联潜艇？
- I was the youngest officer in the Soviet submarine corps
ever to earn the captain's rank. - Soviet submarine?
对于明白人，这里面的东西可是百倍于黄金的价值
What it in that case is worth 100 times its weight in gold to the right people.
足以让我像那些掠夺我的国家的那些卖国贼一样富有
Enough to make me as rich as those traitorous oligarchs who looted my country.
那你想怎么处理我们？
What do you plan to do with us?
我打算用枪打死你们
I plan to shoot you.
Andre, 那我对这件事的看法就是....
Well, the only thing I have to say to that, Andre
能动手...
is why shoot a pistol...
绝不开枪！
When you can whip it?
接着Jerry
Jerry.
哇哦，我一直想试试用这招在现实中打架是什么感觉
Whoo! Always wondered if that would work in real life.
- 怎么回事？
- What?
- 站住！警察！
- Halt！Police!
- 30年了 - 别开枪
- Thirty years. - Don't Shoot
- 我已经等这一刻等了30年了 - 把枪放下
- Thirty years I have waited for this... - Put it down now.
我这就把枪放下
Putting the gun down.
- 他是跟我一起的 - 我现在也不会认输
- He's with me. - ...and I will not be denied it now.
还能运行
It still works.
- 我的设计天衣无缝 - 你疯了吗？
- My design was flawless. - You fool.
- 这是什么？ - 只是个核装置罢了
- What is that? - Just a nuclear device.
- 我的天呐！ - 你就多余问他
- Oh, my God. - You had to ask, didn't you?
我已经把它激活了
I have activated it.
我本来打算把它10亿美元卖给某个军阀
My plan was to sell it to a certain regional dictator for one billion dollars.
但是现在我要2亿美元的追查不到的无记名债券
But I will now settle for two hundred million in untraceable bearer bonds
还有一驾加满油的私人飞机
and a private jet with a full tank of fuel.
- 你疯了吗？ - 我已经把时间设定为6个小时
- You're insane. - I have set the timer for six hours.
激活时不可逆的，只有我知道取消的密码
It is irreversible and only I know the cancel code.
6个小时应该足够你们满足我的要求了
That should give you enough time to meet my demands.
等我安全了，我会把密码发给你们的
And when I am safely away, I will communicate the code to you.
时间根本来不及疏散
There won't be enough time to evacuate.
没错，你们最好开始准备我偏要的东西了
Exactly. Well, you'd better get moving.
你这设定的不是6个小时
You didn't set it for six hours.
你设的是6分钟！
You set it for six minutes!
- 密码不管用了 - 再试一次
- It's not working. - Well, try it again.
俄罗斯大使馆已经联系莫斯科了
The Russian embassy's calling to Moscow now.
- 你！这东西你会弄吗？ - 我啥也不知道啊
- You! What do you know about this? - Nothing.
领事馆正在联系专家
The consulate's trying to find an expert.
我们没有时间了，我们只能徒手拆核弹了
We don't have time for that. We gotta Apollo 13 this thing.
这里有人受过拆弹训练吗？
Does anyone have bomb squad training?
- 你没训练过吗？ - 跟这不是一回事
- Do you? - Not like this.
我在海军拆弹小组训练过，94年拍“手枪抽击”的时候
I trained with the Navy's EOD squad back in '94 for "Pistol Whip."
我们有一个顾问时俄罗斯来的核武器处理专家
We had a Russian ex-pat nuke handler as our weaponry consultant
电视剧里他们拆解的装置和这个很像
and in the show the device they had to disarm looked a lot like this one.
听着，你有几分把握？
Listen, how confident are you?
我是个演员，不是拆弹专家啊！
I'm an actor, not a bomb expert!
你还记得给那集做准备的事吗
What do you remember about preparing for the episode?
我正回忆剧本呢
I'm trying to remember the script.
里面有一个控制面板，上面有4跟导线
There's-- there's a panel with four wires behind it.
剧情里，只要剪断对的线
In the show, if you cut the right wire
- 计时器就失效了 - 那就全都剪了！
- the-- the timer disarms. - Then cut all the wires.
不不！不行！ 如果全剪了炸弹就会爆炸，因为没有计时了！
No, no, no, no! You do that and the bomb detonates-- no timer.
好吧，那剪根一线，Jerry? 是哪根？
All right, which one is it, Jerry? Which one is it?
- 红的，蓝的，白的还是黄的？ - 我想不起来！
- Red? Blue? White? Yellow? - Oh, I can't remember!
你必须得想起来，想想剧里时怎么做的！
You have to remember what you did in the show.
- 哪一根？ - 那只是个电视剧啊！
- Which wire? - It's just a TV show.
那不是真的，现实生活里我也不知道啊！
It's not reality. I don't know how to do anything real!
听我说，闭上眼睛
Listen to me, okay? Close your eyes.
闭上眼睛然后跟着我说
Close your eyes and repeat after me, okay?
吸气，我与我的呼吸合而为一
Breathing in. I am one with my breath.
呼气，我与我的呼吸合而为一
Breathing out. I am one with my breath.
- 啥玩意？ - 还有40秒
- What? - Forty seconds.
- 快跟我念 - 吸气，我与我的呼吸合而为一
- Just say it. - Breathing in. I am one with my breath.
- 呼气，我与我的呼吸合而为一 - 忘掉你的剧本，好吗？
- Breathing out. I am one with my breath. - Forget the script, okay?
想想那个俄罗斯核专家怎么说的
What did that Russian nuke handler tell you?
- 我觉得应.... - 我打的你妈都不认识！
- If I could suggest-- - I'll break your jaw, man.
- 听着，Jerry， 核专家怎么说的? - 他说...
- Listen, Jerry, what'd he say? - Uh, he said...
切断电线是最后的办法
cutting the wires was a last resort.
首先应该尝试的是用枪射击它
Shooting it with a shotgun was the first resort.
我们也不能藏石头后面就拿枪打它啊！
Well, we can't hide behind a rock and shoot at the damn thing.
- 猜一个最有可能的吧 - 好吧，我试试， 我开始想起来了
- Just take your best guess. - Okay, I'm trying. I remember this.
我慢慢有印象了
It's coming back to me.
红色，是红色
Red. It was red.
红色是绝对不能剪的！！
The red is the one you don't cut.
你能不能从“不要”开始说！
Then you lead with "don't cut"!
除了红色都剪掉！
Cut all the other wires except red!
我们成功了
We did it.
我们成功了！
We did it!
正是因为他的勇敢以及在我领导下的宿务警察分局的出色表现
It was due to his bravery and the excellence of this police precinct working on my orders
罪犯一到我们岛上就被抓捕了
that the perpetrators were tracked down the moment they arrived on our island.
多亏了他们，我们今天才能平安无事
Consequently, all of us are here today unharmed.
说Jerry Westwood只是个明星可太埋没他了
To say Jerry Westwood is a superstar is a true understatement.
所以，Westwood先生，我授予你麦克坦钥匙
Thus, I reward you, Mr. Westwood, with this key to Mactan.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
相机我们必须留下作为证据
We have to keep the camera for evidence
但是我想这段Jessa拍摄的视频应该交给你
but I thought there's a video of Jessa's on there that you should have.
谢谢
Thank you.
我和我丈夫今早吵了一架
So, I got into an argument with my husband this morning.
但是他早上很早就上班去了，我们也没有和解
You know, since he has to go to work early, we didn't resolve it.
然后我就到沙滩上散步，但是就走了10步
So I went for a walk on the beach, and within 10 steps
真的不是瞎说的
I'm not even kidding
我磕到了脚趾，重重地磕了一下
I stub my toe. I stub it hard.
我一边咒骂一边捧起脚趾检查
And I-- I'm cussing and I'm grabbing my foot and all that
却低头发现，那块石头的形状
and I look down and I see the shape of the rock--
顺便说一下，它放在我的床头柜上一定很好看
which is gonna look great on my nightstand by the way.
它就像...
And it was like--
这就是上天的指引，不是吗？
it was like a sign from God, you know?
我突然意识到， 我生命中有那么多的爱
I felt so relieved......to have so much love in my life.
说到这里，我都不知道我怎么还在拍摄
At this point, I don't even know why I'm filming this anymore.
这个话题太私人了
It's way too personal.
这也许就是给你的，亲爱的
Maybe this is for you, babe.
这是为了让我们从现在开始回顾过去的岁月
This is for us to look back on years from now
去铭记风雨之后总会有彩虹
to remember that the bad is always followed by the good.
我爱你，宝贝
I love you, babe.
“谢谢你，老弟”
Thanks for everything, compadre.
“保管好她，你的好朋友，Jerry”
Take good care of her. Your pal, Jerry."
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